Ambo vs. Pit Bull = KO PitBull, Medicine FTW

I just got fired...from life =[

They told me my level of productivity wasn't good enough and that the amount of effort I was putting in was nowhere NEAR enough...not only that, they said it was clear that I wasn't having a blast... =P

I was flicking through Ninemsn (as I do) and I came across this story and I lolled - holy shit why did I just use that term.

Anywho its about a robot dog sent from the future to destroy every human with its insane strength and insatiable thirst for blood American Pit-Bull Terrier who totally pwned one dog, attacked another and proceeded to destroy the owners hand like it was me and his hand was your mum.

Long story short, when the Ambo's arrived they had to over dose the dog on the drug which is used to put people into a Coma (the name of which they would not elaborate on - most likely Sodium Thiopental, thankyou Wikipedia) and it died, or as they put it "euthanised".

This isn't the first time that this kind of thing has happened, in fact, this has been happening for ages.

N3wzzzz

PBT attacks family - it's own family

Even the RSPCA, an organisation dedicated to the protection and humane treatment of all animals (who doesn't flap an eyelid when these dogs are shot (I'm not calling the RSPCA hypocritical, just noting) agree's, Australia is no place for these animals --> RSPCA h8's Pit Bulls.

Victoria has even gone as far as to procure a mandatory desexing process for all of the PBT's to bring about the eventual extinction of these robot dogs sent from the future to destroy every human with their insane strength and insatiable thirst for blood dogs.

There are three sides to every story, your side, their side and what really happened...

1. ARGH MY FUCKING JUGULAR

2. Uhhhh you walked past my house funny...plus, you did that to yourself...

3. Dog pwned your throat.

I think the best thing I read this morning was this:

Pit Bulls can be considered a highly lethal weapon, like a gun. Most people think this is absurd...only, they forget that a gun is only lethal when it goes off.

Oh, you might think that picture is cute, he's just smiling because he knows your oblivious to his plan to eat your face! :D

Oh fun fact, 77% (or thereabouts) of all Pit Bull's are apparently well trained, loving pets...that means that 23% of Pit Bull's AREN'T loving pets...SO, using Chicago as an example, where there are an estimated 60,000 PitBulls, 13,800 of them are savage and prone to violence...

Enjoy your week.

TomC