Contradictions, My Swanky Room and Cher-rmans

Its Tuesday the 20th of October, two days after my birthday :D - thankyou for those of you who remembered and took the time to wish me happy birthday, appreciate it! ... to the rest of you, *expletive* you.

Ah, another day in paradise I say, I have successfully managed to score my self my very own sexual swanky room at university, as yet, undiscovered by others (so I am trying to keep it a secret). It's so nice in fact, I think I might take your sister here on our next date.

So I have just spent my whole day at University...I got here at 9am and am still sitting here at 4:58pm *gah now I actually finish this blog this afternoon*. I'm not going to tell you how my day was because, lets face it it's going to be boring and uninteresting, except the part where I met Elvis Harry Conick Jr. Michael Jackson scored free Mother (haha - that wasn't a "your mother" joke).

I think international people are extremely interesting and great to talk to, the sharing of culture and experiences is something I really enjoy, especially if they meet the following criteria:
1. Are French
2. Are English (I'm not picky although French Mother and English Father would be good)
3. Wear glasses
4. Are female - why is that number 4?
5. Talk to me

I had a point to this story...OH...right

A couple of things that I find quite frustrating however...
1. They are atrocious to work with
2. They come from countries with more public holidays than us
3. They come from countries where the legal drinking age is determined by whether or not you can hold a cup
4. They come from countries that have REAL SNOW (of course I'm talking the Northern Hemisphere)
5. They come from countries where marijuana is legal - ummmm Look! an obvious distraction...

Anywho, today I was in line waiting for my lunch time curry - (which was amazing by the way, can't remember what it was, just know MSG made it it's bitch) - and after I had ordered the currytasia, the (I'm thinking German) chick behind me attempted to order her MSG (goodness) loaded curry and it soon became apparent to me that 1. She wasn't getting through 2. The guy serving her was staring at her chest rather than paying attention to what she was saying, which ultimately resulted in an explosion by one unhappy German (I think).

Ok, so not an explosion, but she did proceed to substitute her efforts to get through to this guy with being a bitch and began to treat him like an idiot. From what I could gather she was getting angry at him for not taking the time to learn her language...she began to yell at him and called him silly, that's where I stepped in and said, Whoa...language...I than faded into the mist that I imagined in my head. The End...Sorry about the quite abrupt ending to the story, nothing really interesting happened after that...she just got deported.

Another highlight of my day was this little contradictory gem I found: Water with V/Red Bull shots :P

Be healthy! and load up with sugar!

While your at it, watch this

I'm off to go and eat a shit load of fruit and celery.
TomC
I know what your thinking, how did I finish this before it was posted?