Bills, Fun-ions and Booze and Your Mum...

I hate bills...

Phone, Interwebular Flux Capacitors (Internet), Rego, etc yada yada blah blah blah they do not stop...there is always something to pay for and I never seem to have enough money...


Did I really need that limited edition solid gold cheese grater today...yeahhh, it was on sale plus it does a better job at grating cheese than a standard one..?


I heard on the radio (very briefly) that Australians tend to spend more money on useless shit items if they are on sale (said items are not restricted to that which you will find in your local IGA HAHA IGA!... Woolworths).

Do I really need new Bus Timetables? I might not need them now, but I most certainly will in the future, PLUS they are on sale, so I can't NOT buy them.

OH LOOK, 3 Oak's for $6.00, holy shit I need chocolate milk.

H.F.S FUN-IONS ON SALE! ..... I haven't had fun-ions in AGES!...what are fun-ions?

I do it all the time, whenever I go up to the shops in hope of satisfying my insatiable need to spend my money on tangible items of a disposable short use nature, I will hit up my local Woolies with the intention of purchasing no more than 6 items of a specific nature to serve a specific purpose and will end up walking out with at least 10 items from each isle...fuckers.

Speaking of items that I purchase with the intention of using and don't...(we all do it) I bought a whole bunch of Paintball gear a while ago with the intention of playing...spent close to $600 on said gear (having never played) only to realise, it wasn't for me...

So now, I am selling the gear (thus far I have sold most of it) and am going to buy a mountain bike...just so that I can sell that in 2 months time

For those of you that have been forced to read numerous facebook posts saying, literally just this;

Schoolies! (or sometimes the really cool kids use a 'z' at the end) thus, Schooliez!, in fact why not go the whole hog, $ch001i3z! then you be 1337

you will be aware that the 2009 Schoolies celebration is underway...

(Hormone Tablets -->)

I couldn't be bothered going on about Schoolies, I just wanted to be a little bit cynical and make the statement (here it is), the Police are keeping busy minding budding young entrepreneurs trying to pass off and sell their mothers hormone tablets as ecstasy.



(<-- Mitsubishi Flavoured Ecstasy)

Last night we had one of our family friends/neighbours over for dinner and after tea we had a good talk about an assortment of topics but one of the topics we talked about was alcohol.

Now he is Irish, through and through, so naturally alcohol played a big part in his growing up/culture e.t.c (I don't stereotype), anywhosle he explained to us that the only reason that he drinks is to put his two girls off drinking, (one of which is currently down the Gold Coast celebrating Schoolies...now your stereotyping...shame on you).

WELL I THOUGHT IT WAS AMUSING....

Although, I will admit that story was very short, with a rather disappointing climax and finish...kind of like what happens with your mum...

lol =P (uh-oh - read previous blog)

TomC