Being study's best friend has been challenging to say the least!
Study's parents have asked me to say some polite and civil words about their spawn creation. I have never done anything like this before, so to ensure I said the right thing I sat down and began to think about some of the good times that study and I have had, some of the laughs, memorable moments and fun times we have shared....only to realise there weren't any....to be quite honest, and with all due respect, study was a dick and is still a dick even in death.
Study was the most soul hungry god awful son of a bitch I have ever had the unfortunate duty of knowing.
Study was a selfish, narcissistic, egomaniacal, inconsiderate, greedy, self-serving, self-centered asshole who successfully managed to sap all of the happiness from my and others lives.
It would be a rare occasion if I escaped its grasp to spend some time with my other friends.
To say the least, to put up with study was never fun, and study's only real achievement is ruining the lives of so many.
What in the hell did you, as parents, do to give birth to such a monotonous lifeless task? Sure study has its brief moments, but generally is surprising, and thats not a good thing.
Quick question?, are you brother and sister?
In short, fuck you study and I truly hope you burn in hell.
Thankyou
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