People, for fucks sake - learn to drive.
What in the unholy hell is wrong with people these days, or did I miss something?
I swear, the way people drive around Brisbane these days makes me wonder whether the Queensland Transport Authority had a little box out the front of their offices in Logan and Sherwood with a sign on top of it saying "Lucky Dip" where you pay $5, and 1 in every 5 packages contains a license all in an attempt to raise revenue....either that or they are giving out licenses in the bottom of Coco Pop's boxes.
That magic pedal between the Accelerator and the Clutch (if your not retarded) is the Brake - learn to use it. It's not an on and off thing, its an off and eased on...
Yes, I frequently engage in a little bit of road rage - and of course by that I'm not referring to sitting 2cm from the car in front of you, no, I am referring to yelling and screaming violent things, (things that would drop a nun on her knees (to pray for guidance and help on how to purify me) faster than a hooker who was just flashed a 20), at the windshield - for no other reason than self satisfaction.
Rant = Check
TomC
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