-2011-

Um?... they changed the Mount Franklin bottle? Its all rocket shippy and has a plastic label vs paper?

I tried to figure out why they changed the bottle and the only logical conclusion that I come to is;
1. Bottles that look like rocket ships are awesome, and inspire future generations to become astronauts
2. All of the paper labels either dissolved, turned to mush or were washed away in the recent Brisbane Floods.

Duh.

I was also only thinking today, I really think that we as a society should perhaps be a little more mindful of the little creatures that run around under our feet on a daily basis or climb up our walls, in particular spiders.....maybe cockroaches are a better for my scenario... yes, so cockroaches.

You might be thinking right now - um why?

Let me explain to you why.

In the future after skynet becomes self aware, after the zombie apocalypse, after armageddon, after independence day, after the autobots and decepticons wage their war on our planet AND EVEN AFTER e.t. fucks off home, all of the spiders and cockroaches (yep, thats right, they are now working in cahoots - years of prejudicial treatment will bring anyone/anything together!) on the planet will have built machines that are just giant feet and will then parade around our highly populated cities and urban areas standing on us yelling out "HOW'D YOU LIKE IT BITCH".

Fortunately we still have time to prepare!


Unfortunately however for the cockroaches and spiders, the best preventative measure is to keep a stompin/slapping :) keep their numbers down, and hopefully this will help us to avoid becoming human hotcakes.

I wish you all the very best for 2011!

TomC