Find Study Difficult?

Are you stressed and not able to work efficiently? Do you find you have trouble concentrating, difficulties fighting sleep through the night? Is a cocktail of V, Mother and No-Doz just not enough? 

WORRY NO LONGER!

INTRODUCING 'RITALIN!' (and yes, it is the ADHD drug) This fantastic neuro-stimulant boosts your brain power letting you study longer and harder!

But don't just take our word for it! Here are some responses from our satisfied customers!

""It allowed me to study for up to 10 hours a day without feeling drained or stressed!!!!"

"hahaha yeah … stressed and not able to work efficiently? I Just relaxed and started working efficiently!!"

"I was experiencing heart palpitations, difficulty sleeping and problems urinating!!"

If RITALIN just ISN'T ENOUGH try ADERALL!!

"Had a friend go on a 3 day Aderall binge to study for Uni midterms. Worked a blessing, butt.."

Neuro-stimulants are used to improve focus, fight fatigue and better retain memory!!

University of Adelaide Psychiatrist Jon Jureidini supports this saying;
""It would help them spend long periods studying"

SO not only is RITALIN a hit with the University students but its also backed by Psychiatrists!

SO if you want to get your hands on some of this miracle study drug, RING NOW! 

Full article can be found here -> Ritalin !!!! :D
More fun stuff -> Red Bull At Uni


Just on energy drinks...I found out today that if you have one of the new "V energy shots" you will ingest as much energy as if you had drunk two of the BIG V cans...that explains my buzz yesterday...here I was thinking I was getting jacked up on University!! .....


For you Twilight fans who have wet dreams of drinking blood (because I know you have) WAIT NO LONGER!


Introducing BLOOD...


"The fruit punch flavor packs 4 hours of energy along with iron, protein, and electrolytes. Not only does Blood Energy Potion have a similar nutritional makeup to real blood, but it has the same color, look, and consistency of blood. Get real blood nutrients without that real blood taste! The re-sealable transfusion bag style pouch provides the convenient delivery of fluids for vampires and humans alike! Contains no real blood, just synthetic!"


Rigggghhhhhhtttttt.......


Back to university, I need some Ritalin...


TomC